Ask Grandpa
My Dad thinks I should follow his example-He’s just a cook. We don’t live as good as a lot of my friends
whos’ Dads have better jobs. Am I wrong to want a different job when I graduate? James.
What do you mean “just” a cook? We’d all be a pretty sorry bunch if it weren’t for cooks. I suppose we could graze in a field like goats but I’d sure rather have cooks. My Dad would have asked you if you brought spaghetti with your whine, but that always chafed me so I’ll skip it and ask you this: Is your Dad happy being a cook? If he is, more power to him. Many cooks are very prosperous but maybe that’s not his motovation. If you don’t think you’d be happy cooking for a living then don’t do it. I’ve been told by some pretty wise people that you can make a good living doing just about anything (within reason) if you enjoy it and work hard at it. I never learned to cook so I found this fantastic girl that could and I married her. Now, if I get up before her and I’m hungry, I rattle a pot and she’s in the kitchen in a flash. She says I make a mess and ruin her cooking stuff. The kids used to enjoy my “Slum-Gullion” though—it’s plenty of chilies, potatoes and onions plus anything else I find in the ice box or in a can—It’s always different except for the mess. Someone said “an army fights on its belly”. The Marines survive on the four “C’s”. Cooks, C-rations, Corpsmen (“core men,” Mr. President) and Chaplains. Cooks and C-rations fill your belly, Corpsmen keep it from leaking out and Chaplains get you re-assigned to the best mess hall ever. These sayings express the importance of food. Food is no good without cooks. Your Dad’s profession is a key to life, I hope you learn to appreciate him. Unless of course, he makes Slum-Gullion.
Grandpa
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crickets chirping, bells, water running and so forth. Our company mechanic hears birds singing and has a hard time falling asleep if he doesn’t drown out the racket with his TV. I hear a buzzing noise that is pretty annoying which may have been the result blaring Willie Nelson, Fats Domino, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams and a bunch of other folks you probably never heard of. We played loud music then too and although we didn’t know it could cause Tinnitus, our parents scolded us for being rude. I remember Pop saying” are you trying to announce your grand arrival? I could hear you coming block away.” And “What makes you think you’re so important that you assume everyone else in the neighborhood wants to hear what you like.” My Doctor says loud noise can also cause deafness and the police can issue citations for loud noise-just in case you need another reason to tone it down.
situations where we wished we had paid attention in class and had become proficient in grammar and sentence construction. That situation might be as serious as being considered for a job where the interviewer will select the person they feel is the most intelligent. Your superior verbal skill could get you the position or a promotion or in a less serious situation, you could find yourself trying to impress a young ladies family. They probably want the best for her. The certainly don’t want her going out with someone who sounds like a failure.